History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Cuz, you are not ready for this one! In this episode, the boys dive into one of the most unbelievable stories of the American Civil War: Albert Cashier. Born Jennie Hodgers in Ireland, Albert stowed away to America, enlisted in the 95th Illinois Infantry, and fought through some of the bloodiest battles of the war—all while keeping a massive secret hidden for over 50 years! We talk about Albert’s heroics at Vicksburg, surviving capture, getting a veteran’s pension, and how the fellas in the regiment reacted when the truth finally came out decades later. It’s wild, it’s historical, and it’s pure chaos. Lock in! #HistoryHyenas #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas #CivilWar #AlbertCashier #HistoryPodcast #AmericanHistory Support our sponsors: It's time to upgrade your nicotine pouch. Get 20% off your first order by using code CACKLE at https://lucy.co/ #ad Download Cash App today and make your money work for you. Click here to get started: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/scs3ncao #CashAppPartner Download the DraftKings…

WHAT IS GOING ON, CUZZIES?! We are down a man this week! The kid Yanni Longdays is down for the count with a nasty stomach virus. But the show MUST go on! Chris Distefano holds down the fort solo with a classic wild, chaotic episode. Chris decides to take an online autism test live on air, and let’s just say... the results are absolutely SURPRISING. Plus, we’re diving into the deep end: discussing Alien Sky Wars: Are extra-terrestrials literally waging war against each other right above our heads in the sky? Don't worry, cuzzies—Yanni will be back next week and things will be right back to normal! Make sure to drop a comment, smash that like button, and let Chris know his official diagnosis. Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and hit the NOTIFICATION BELL so you never miss an episode! #HistoryHyenas #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas #ComedyPodcast #Podcast Support our sponsors: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/HYENAS. Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com…

On this episode of History Hyenas, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas are diving deep into the wild, chaotic, and inspiring history of feminism! From early trailblazers fighting for basic rights to the modern waves shaping culture today, the boys break down the key figures, major milestones, and unbelievable moments that changed history forever—all with their signature unhinged comedy and no-filter commentary. Grab your juice, tune in, and let us know your thoughts in the comments below! Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and hit the notification bell so you never miss an episode! #HistoryHyenas #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas #Feminism #HistoryPodcast #ComedyPodcast Support our sponsors: For a limited time, get 60% off your first order, plus free shipping and free treats for life, when you head to https://Smalls.com/HYENAS. Ready to save time and win more jobs? For a limited time only, our listeners get 50% OFF base plans for their first 3 months at https://HousecallPro.com/HYENAS #ad Go to…

In this episode of History Hyenas, Chrissy Chaos and Yanni Punani take a deep dive into the life, mind, and controversial writings of Karl Marx. Known primarily as the father of modern socialism, Marx’s personal life and earlier essays reveal a far more complex—and often contradictory—figure than most history textbooks let on. The Hyenas break down Marx's famous 1844 essay, On the Jewish Question, exploring his perspective on religion, emancipation, and the economic landscape of 19th-century Europe. Plus, we look closely at his personal life: his family background, his financial struggles, and how his lived experiences shaped the theories that changed the world. Uncensored, hilarious, and packed with wild historical context—it's a wild one, wild cuz! Don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE! Ring the notification bell so you never miss an episode. #HistoryHyenas #KarlMarx #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas #HistoryPodcast #OnTheJewishQuestion #ComedyPodcast Support our sponsors: https://upf.ai/6m9nqg3f Try…

BABES! Welcome back to History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas! On today's episode, the boys are diving deep into the feral, tragic, and absolutely wild story of Walter Pitts—the homeless runaway prodigy who literally laid the mathematical foundation for Artificial Intelligence, neural networks, and modern computers before dropping completely off the deep end! From hiding out in a Chicago park at age 12 to correcting Bertrand Russell’s Principia Mathematica, Walter Pitts went from street urchin to the smartest brain at MIT alongside Warren McCulloch. But when cybernetics pioneer Norbert Wiener enters the picture with top-tier toxic energy, Pitts’ story spirals into an absolute Greek tragedy of burnt doctoral theses, heavy drinking, and total isolation. How did a runaway kid invent the architecture that powers ChatGPT today—and then completely lose his mind? Grab your juice boxes, pull up your compression shorts, and let's go! #HistoryHyenas #WalterPitts #ArtificialIntelligence #HistoryPodcast…

What actually happens when you try to dig your way out of a high-security prison—and what happens on the yard once you get caught? On this episode of History Hyenas, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas are breaking down the wild world of famous prison breaks, the strict unwritten rules of prison gang hierarchy, and the bizarre geopolitical reality of racial segregation behind bars. Plus, the boys tackle one of the most absurd prison dilemmas in history: In a system divided strictly by race, which gang does a Jewish person join? (Spoiler: The answer is WILD and completely nonsensical). Grab your shanks, lock in, and get ready for pure, unfiltered chaos. IT'S A WILD ONE, CUZ! Support our sponsors: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/HYENAS. One app. Every sport. All 50 states. New DraftKings customers, sign up with code HYENAS spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. https://quince.com/hyenas Download Cash App Today:…

It is what it is, cuzzies! 25 years after 9/11, the kidddddds are back to breakdown the wild world of truth, lies, and pure unadulterated conspiracies. In this episode, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas are taking a look back at the day that changed the world forever. From the official narrative to the absolute wildest rabbit holes on the internet, the boys are dissecting the propaganda, the media spin, and the classic conspiracy theories—all through the trademark History Hyenas lens. Was it an inside job? Did jet fuel melt steel beams? Or are we all just wild wild kids looking for answers? We’re cracking open the vault, going full WILD, and leaving no stone unturned. Make sure to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE to keep the kids fed! #HistoryHyenas #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas #911 #25YearsLater #ConspiracyTheories #Podcast Support our sponsors: New DraftKings customers, sign up with code HYENAS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Right now, when you buy two months of…

In this episode of History Hyenas, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas get absolute WILD taking a dive into the medieval mind of St. Thomas Aquinas—the ultimate "Dumb Ox" who completely changed the game of Christian theology! We’re breaking down how Tommy A took ancient pagan philosophy from Aristotle and remixed it to create his famous Five Proofs of God (the Quinque Viae). Is God real or is it just pure character? We break down the "Unmoved Mover," primary causes, and why taking pagan logic to prove the Catholic Almighty had the medieval church losing its mind. It’s a full-blown situation, cuz! Expect unhinged tangents, medieval hot takes, and two cuzzie-wuzzies trying to understand metaphysics without losing their last brain cells. Make sure to hit SUBSCRIBE, like the video, and drop a comment below—are you an Aristotelian or are you just WILD?! #HistoryHyenas #ThomasAquinas #Aristotle #Philosophy #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas #Podcast Support our Sponsors: Taking care of your health just got easier – start…

It’s the boys’ birthday week, so our two favorite lady brains are taking some much-needed self-care time. 💅 But don’t worry—the mayhem continues! Here’s a FREE bonus episode of History Hyenas, normally found behind the paywall at patreon.com/historyhyenas. When the boys are locked away, the chaos gets even crazier. Enjoy the bonus episode—and happy birthday, boys! 🐺🔥 #HistoryHyenas #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #BonusEpisode #Patreon #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano Support our sponsors: Go to https://zbiotics.com/HYENAS and use HYENAS at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://square.com/go/hyenas! #squarepod Ready to reach your goals? Visit https://hims.com/hyenas to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. To explore coverage, visit https://www.aspcapetinsurance.com/HYENAS Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH…

How did World War II help create the modern American suburb? This week, the History Hyenas dive into **Levittown, the GI Bill, and the postwar housing boom** that transformed Long Island—and eventually America. We break down how returning GIs, government-backed mortgages, mass-production construction, and the GI Bill turned potato fields into rows of affordable homes. We also look at the **Marshall Plan**, the booming postwar economy, the rise of the automobile, and how America went from crowded cities to the suburban dream. But there was a darker side to that dream. **Racial discrimination and restrictive housing policies kept many Black veterans and other minorities out of communities like Levittown**, helping create the racial and economic divisions that still shape American suburbs today. From World War II to the white picket fence, **this is the story of how America became Suburbia.** #HistoryHyenas #Levittown #LongIsland #GI Bill #WorldWarII #MarshallPlan #AmericanHistory #Suburbia #History…

The boys go back to 1066 for one of the most famous battles in history: **The Battle of Hastings** and the rise of **William the Conqueror**. How did a Viking-descended duke from Normandy end up conquering England? Who were the **French Vikings**, and how did these descendants of Norse raiders become the Normans? We break down William’s wild claim to the English throne, Harold Godwinson, the Norman invasion, the legendary shield wall, and the battle that changed England forever. **Vikings, Normans, kings, betrayal, and one of the most consequential battles in medieval history.** #HistoryHyenas #BattleOfHastings #WilliamTheConqueror #Vikings #Normans #1066 #EnglishHistory #MedievalHistory #HistoryPodcast Support our sponsors: For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/HYENAS. Protect your home from summer bugs. Go to https://pestie.com/HYENAS…

Martin Luther didn't just challenge the Catholic Church—he helped change the course of Western civilization. This week on **History Hyenas**, the boys dive into the wild story of the monk who took on the most powerful institution in Europe. From the infamous **95 Theses** and the sale of indulgences to the printing press, peasant revolts, and the birth of Protestantism, Yannis and Chris break down how one man sparked a revolution that reshaped religion, politics, and culture forever. But Luther's legacy isn't all heroic. The Hyenas also tackle the darker side of his story, including his vicious antisemitic writings later in life, how they influenced centuries of anti-Jewish thought, and why his work remains both revolutionary and deeply controversial. Was Luther a hero, a troublemaker, or both? History gets the Hyenas treatment: hilarious, chaotic, and surprisingly educational. 👍 Like, subscribe, and leave a comment with the historical figure you want us to cover next! #HistoryHyenas #MartinLuther…

The Hyenas are back in the old studio, and things go completely off the rails. This week, Yannis and Chrissy dive into their Woody Allen-esque obsession with New York City, explain why the suburbs just aren't for them, visit the legendary "jerk garage," and somehow end up quoting John Wayne Gacy (don't try this at home). They also discuss getting Iran out of Bay Ridge, wearing glucose monitors, being doomed from birth, the mysterious machine that creates all the chaos, searching for Jebediah, life after being "formerly a fatty," and what it's really like sharing an apartment with another comedian. It's classic History Hyenas: unfiltered stories, historical detours, dark humor, and enough wild takes to get everyone in trouble. 👍 Like, subscribe, and comment with the craziest moment from the episode. #HistoryHyenas #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano #ComedyPodcast #NYC #StandUpComedy #NewYork #HistoryPodcast #Comedy #Podcast Support our sponsors: Head to https://forkfulmeals.com/HYENAS for 50% off your first order…

Chris is back from a week in Ireland, so the Hyenas are diving headfirst into the Emerald Isle. 🇮🇪 The boys break down Ireland's incredible history—from Celtic tribes and Viking raids to English rule, the Great Famine, the Easter Rising, The Troubles, and the road to modern Ireland. Along the way, Chris shares stories from an unforgettable Irish wedding, the pubs, the people, and everything he experienced on the trip. It's history, comedy, and absolute chaos—the way only the Hyenas can do it. 👍 Like, subscribe, and let us know what country the Hyenas should tackle next! #HistoryHyenas #Ireland #IrishHistory #TheTroubles #GreatFamine #EasterRising #HistoryPodcast #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano #ComedyPodcast Support our sponsors: Remember to head to https://zbiotics.com/HYENAS and use the code HYENAS at checkout for 15% off. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/HYENAS. Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code…

Argentina's **Dirty War** remains one of the darkest chapters in modern history. This week on **History Hyenas**, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas dive into the military dictatorship that ruled Argentina from 1976–1983, the thousands of *desaparecidos* ("the disappeared"), the infamous death flights, Cold War politics, and how fear became a tool of government. The Hyenas break down the history with their signature mix of laughs, outrage, and wild tangents, exploring how a nation descended into state terror—and why the legacy of the Dirty War still shapes Argentina today. 👉 Subscribe for new episodes every week and let us know what historical topic you want the Hyenas to cover next. #HistoryHyenas #Argentina #DirtyWar #HistoryPodcast #MilitaryDictatorship #ColdWar #Desaparecidos #History #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano Support our sponsors: Take Control of Your Money and claim $10 in US Stablecoin (USA₮)! Download now at http://wallet.rumble.com/hyenas and use the code HYENAS10. Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code…

⚽ The biggest sporting event on Earth gets the Hyenas treatment. This week, the boys dive into the incredible history of the FIFA World Cup—from its unlikely beginnings to the moments that turned soccer into a global obsession. They break down the greatest goals ever scored, the legends who became immortal, and ask the ultimate sports debate: **What if America's greatest athletes grew up chasing the World Cup instead of the NFL or NBA?** Then things take a darker turn as they examine the controversy surrounding the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, the migrant labor system that built the tournament, and the debate over whether global scrutiny led to meaningful labor reforms—or simply exposed deeper human rights problems. History, sports, politics, hot takes, and absolute chaos—just the way the Hyenas like it. #HistoryHyenas #WorldCup #Soccer #Football #Messi #Maradona #Pele #Zidane #Qatar2022 #SportsHistory #ComedyPodcast Support our sponsors: https://zocdoc.com/HYENAS Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew…

Step back in time with the Hyenas as the boys wander through **Colonial Williamsburg**, debate the magic of a **2AM Burger King run**, explore the gloriously chaotic decay of **Atlantic City**, and gush over the postcard-perfect charm of **Spring Lake** on the Jersey Shore. From America's colonial roots to late-night fast food, abandoned casinos, and one of the East Coast's prettiest beach towns, no topic is safe when the Hyenas are riffing. 👍 Like, subscribe, and let us know: What's the most underrated town in America? #HistoryHyenas #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano #ColonialWilliamsburg #AtlanticCity #JerseyShore #SpringLake #ComedyPodcast #HistoryPodcast #AmericanHistory Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://store.historyhyenaspod.com Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram -…

This week on History Hyenas, the boys tackle the most important historical event of 2026: Chris' wedding. From planning the big day to debating what makes a perfect wedding, Yannis and Chris break down the chaos, traditions, and inevitable family drama. Chris also recounts a chance encounter with Game of Thrones star Kit Harington that left him questioning his own attractiveness. Was it admiration, intimidation, or both? Plus, the Hyenas explore the deep connection Greeks and Italians have to food, family, and community. Why do some of life's biggest moments happen around a dinner table? The boys discuss how meals become the centerpiece of celebrations, weddings, holidays, and everyday life—and why breaking bread together remains one of the strongest bonds in any culture. Wedding planning, celebrity encounters, and a deep dive into the social power of food—it's a classic Hyenas episode. #HistoryHyenas #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas #KitHarington #GameOfThrones #GreekCulture #ItalianCulture #FoodAndFamily…

The Hyenas are back! This week, Chris and Yannis break down the Knicks' long-awaited championship, the wild celebrations that followed, and why every sports victory somehow ends with people climbing poles and setting things on fire. Then they revisit the Shroud of Turin, exploring new evidence, fresh theories, and whether history's most famous relic is any closer to being solved. Plus: UFC at the White House. The boys dive into the bizarre collision of politics, sports, and spectacle as Dana White and Donald Trump bring the octagon to America's most famous address. Championship chaos. Ancient mysteries. Cage fights on government property. Classic Hyenas. #historyhyenas #NYKnicks #ShroudOfTurin #UFC #WhiteHouse #NBAFinals #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano #HistoryPodcast #ComedyPodcast Support our sponsors: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code HYENAS. Elevate your summer wardrobe. Go to https://quince.com/hyenas Join our Patreon at 👇…

The Hyenas head deep into ancient Africa to uncover the incredible story of the Kush Empire and its legendary warrior queen, Amanirenas. Long before Rome conquered much of the known world, the Kingdom of Kush stood as a powerful rival on the Nile, rich in gold, culture, and military strength. Yannis and Chris break down how Queen Amanirenas led her people against the mighty Roman Empire after Emperor Augustus attempted to expand Rome's reach into Nubia. Outnumbered but never intimidated, Amanirenas launched daring attacks, captured Roman forts, and became one of the few leaders in history to force Rome into a favorable peace treaty. From Kushite pyramids and forgotten African history to Roman propaganda and battlefield strategy, the boys explore one of history's most overlooked conflicts. How did a one-eyed queen challenge the world's greatest superpower? Why isn't the Kush Empire taught alongside Rome and Egypt? And what can this ancient clash teach us about power, resistance, and empire today? The Hyenas…

This week on History Hyenas, Chrissy Chaos and Yanni Long Days dive into one of the greatest political rivalries in American history: Thomas Jefferson vs. Alexander Hamilton. Was America supposed to be run by powerful states or a powerful federal government? Jefferson believed local governments knew best and fought for states' rights, while Hamilton pushed for a strong central government, a national bank, and a unified economic system. The Hyenas break down how this centuries-old debate still shapes America today. From tax breaks in Texas and Florida to corporate incentives in Tennessee and North Carolina, states are still competing against each other for businesses, jobs, and residents. Is that Jefferson's vision in action, or would Hamilton say the federal government should be calling the shots? The boys connect the Founding Fathers to modern politics, economic competition, and the never-ending battle over who should hold the power in America. #HistoryHyenas #ThomasJefferson #AlexanderHamilton…

This week on the History Hyenas, the boys head to the Mecca of basketball and the birthplace of modern chaos: NEW YORK CITY. From the legendary history of the New York Knicks to the sneaky Dutch origins of Manhattan, Chrissy D and Yanni break down how a swamp trading post became the loudest city on Earth. The Hyenas dive into the rise and fall of the Knicks dynasty, Madison Square Garden madness, Patrick Ewing heartbreak, Spike Lee courtside hysteria, and why every New Yorker still believes “this is our year” even after decades of emotional damage. Then the boys travel back to New Amsterdam — when the Dutch were running the city with fur trades, canals, and absolute psycho energy. Learn how Dutch influence shaped NYC culture, finance, real estate, and even modern slang while the Hyenas speculate that Wall Street was basically invented by early scammers and guys named Van Der Something. From orange roots to orange-and-blue suffering, this episode connects the history of New York sports and New York City…

This week on *History Hyenas*, the boys dive into Homer’s *Odyssey* — the legendary journey of Odysseus, Greek mythology, monsters, gods, and why this ancient story still shapes modern movies today. Yannis and Chris break down Christopher Nolan’s upcoming *The Odyssey*, the internet reaction to the casting choices, and why every big Hollywood adaptation turns into a culture war before filming even ends. Plus: Cyclopses, sirens, Greek masculinity, and whether Odysseus was the original Hyena. #HistoryHyenas #TheOdyssey #ChristopherNolan #GreekMythology #MattDamon #Podcast #ComedyPodcast Support our sponsors: Go to https://Quince.com/hyenas for free shipping and 365-day returns. Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code HYENAS. Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas…

The Hyenas head to Renaissance Italy to break down the life, lies, and legendary power plays of Niccolò Machiavelli. The boys dive into *The Prince*, political backstabbing, war, betrayal, and why Machiavelli’s name became synonymous with manipulation centuries later. Was he an evil genius, a realist, or just the first guy honest enough to explain how power actually works? Chris and Yannis also spiral into modern politics, corrupt rulers, Italian history, psychopath leaders, and how Machiavelli’s ideas still run the world today. From the Medici family to modern media spin — the Hyenas connect the dots in only the way they can. It’s history, chaos, philosophy, and pure CTE. #HistoryHyenas #Machiavelli #ThePrince #ItalianHistory #Renaissance #ComedyPodcast #PoliticalHistory #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas #HistoryPodcast Support our sponsors:Limited time: download Supremacy: World War 3 for free via our link and get an exclusive Elite Bomber Seasonal Unit worth $25 - but only for the next 30 days:…

THEY JUST WOULDN’T STOP DANCING. 💃🕺 This week on the History Hyenas Podcast, the boys dive into one of the strangest events in human history: the mysterious Dancing Plague of 1518 in Strasbourg. Hundreds of people danced uncontrollably in the streets for days… some until they collapsed, and others until they DIED. Was it mass hysteria? Poisoned bread? Religious panic? Possession? Or just medieval Europe being fully WILD? It’s history, hysteria, and absolute chaos — the way the Hyenas like it. LIKE • COMMENT • SUBSCRIBE • SHARE WITH YOUR FAVORITE DANCER #HistoryHyenas #DancingPlague #MedievalHistory #MassHysteria #HistoryPodcast #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano #WePa #Strasbourg #DarkHistory Support our sponsors: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.comHYENAS. To explore coverage, visit https://ASPCApetinsurance.com/HYENAS The ASPCA® is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third…

This week on History Hyenas, the boys take on one of the darkest and most debated chapters of the 20th century — the Armenian Genocide. Chris and Yannis break down the historical context of the collapsing Ottoman Empire, the rise of nationalism, and how over a million Armenians were systematically deported and killed between 1915 and 1923. They dive into the political tensions, the global response at the time, and why this event is still at the center of controversy and denial today. Expect the Hyenas’ signature mix of raw humor and real history as they try to make sense of a tragedy that still echoes across generations. It’s heavy, it’s important, and yes — they still manage to keep it CUTE. 🎧 Subscribe for more wild history breakdowns every week 🔥 Drop a comment with topics you want the Hyenas to cover next #HistoryHyenas #ArmenianGenocide #HistoryPodcast #WorldHistory #OttomanEmpire #ComedyPodcast #DarkHistory #LearnHistory #HistoryNerds #PodcastLife Support our sponsors: For simple, online access to…

History Hyenas is back with longtime friend of the show Tank Sinatra, and things get wild quick. The boys dive into the origin of classic Hyenas lingo, breaking down how some of the most iconic phrases were born and why they still hit. They also take a turn into the history of steroids—where it started, how it evolved, and how it became part of modern fitness culture. Tank keeps it real about what he’s currently taking, from TRT to peptides, giving an unfiltered look into his routine. And in true Hyenas fashion, chaos ensues when Tank rips his shirt off mid-episode, leaving Chris struggling to keep it together. It’s unhinged, hilarious, and full of vintage Hyenas energy. #HistoryHyenas #TankSinatra #ComedyPodcast #TRT #Peptides #FitnessCulture #SteroidsHistory #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano Support our sponsors: Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at https://mizzenandmain.com, promo code HYENAS20 Over 2.5 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code…

The Hyenas are back and this week they’re joined by legendary comedian David Cross for an absolute banger. The boys dive into David’s experience growing up Jewish in the South, the misery of small talk, thoughts on the Mayor of New York, and yes…why Jason went to space (it makes sense in a Hyena kind of way). It’s smart, wild, and exactly the kind of unfiltered comedy you need. Check out David Cross’s brand new stand-up special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfqMkJwVgmo #HistoryHyenas #DavidCross #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #NYC #PodcastLife Support our sponsors: Use Discount Code “HYENAS” to claim your FREE JumpStart Trial Bag at https://RuffGreens.com Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/HYENAS. Get bugs out of your house with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/HYENAS for 10% off your order. #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH…

The Hyenas are diving headfirst into one of the most mysterious relics in human history—the Shroud of Turin. Is it the real burial cloth of Jesus Christ, a medieval hoax, or something science still can’t explain? Chris and Yanni break down the history, the tests, the controversies, and the wild theories surrounding the Shroud, all while doing what they do best—getting loud, getting weird, and keeping it hilarious. From carbon dating debates to conspiracy talk, this episode walks the line between faith, history, and pure chaos. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and a deep dive that might just make you question everything. #HistoryHyenas #ShroudOfTurin #Mystery #AncientHistory #Conspiracy #Podcast #ComedyPodcast Support our sponsors: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code HYENAS. https://bluechew.com Chubbies is here to keep you comfy and looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code hyenas at https://chubbiesshorts.com/hyenas! #chubbiespod To explore coverage, visit…

The Hyenas are BACK and this one is a certified kiki 😜🔥 Chris and Yanni sit down with longtime friend, comedy wild card, and certified gay icon Joey Camasta for an episode that goes everywhere. The boys catch up on life, get into Joey’s love affair with fashion, and hear all about his adventures in Paris—because you KNOW the stories are unhinged. From plastic surgery talk to the realities (and hilarities) of gay life, nothing is off limits and everything is on the table. It’s loud, it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious—and it’s just three friends letting it fly. Come for the laughs, stay for the absolute madness. #HistoryHyenas #JoeyCamasta #ComedyPodcast #GayIcon #StandUpComedy #NYCComedy #Paris #Fashion #PodcastLife Support our sponsors: Use Discount Code “HYENAS” to claim your FREE JumpStart Trial Bag at https://RuffGreens.com For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/HYENAS. Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off…

The boys are BACK and diving headfirst into one of the wildest economic survival stories in modern history — Cuba’s “Special Period.” When the Soviet Union collapsed, Cuba lost its lifeline overnight, and what followed was a full-blown national struggle to survive. Chris and Yanni break down how the Cuban people adapted with insane ingenuity—bikes over cars, blackouts as a lifestyle, and a whole lot of creative hustling just to eat. It’s history, it’s chaos, it’s classic Hyenas. And just when you think it couldn’t get more unhinged… the legendary Tim Dillon calls in to stir the pot. It’s laughs, it’s facts, it’s a little bit of “what the hell is going on?” — exactly how you like it. #HistoryHyenas #Cuba #SpecialPeriod #TimDillon #ComedyPodcast #HistoryComedy #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano Support our sponsors: http://lucy.co/hyenas For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/HYENAS Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today…

🔥 On this bonus episode of *History Hyenas*, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas are joined by the hilarious Jordan Carlos to talk about his new book on how husbands can step it up, make their wives happy, and maybe—just maybe—save their marriages 💍 Jordan drops real gems (and some hard truths) about relationships, communication, and why most guys are out here doing the absolute wrong thing 😂 The boys mix in their usual wild takes, personal stories, and some brutally honest marriage advice you didn’t know you needed. If you’ve ever been in a relationship, thinking about one, or currently in the doghouse… this episode is for you. #HistoryHyenas #JordanCarlos #MarriageAdvice #Relationships #ComedyPodcast #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://store.historyhyenaspod.com Follow…

Simon Rex pulls up to the History Hyenas studio and it’s pure chaos. The certified hottie with a body breaks down his wild early days at MTV, his unexpected music career, and how he made the jump into legit serious acting. Plus—plot twist—Simon flips the script and actually schools Chris and Yanni with a history fact the boys somehow never knew (yes, it gets WILD). It’s laughs, glow-ups, and a little education (don’t get used to it). #HistoryHyenas #SimonRex #ComedyPodcast #MTV #Acting #StandUpComedy #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas #PodcastLife #Funny Support our sponsors: Use Discount Code “HYENAS” to claim your FREE JumpStart Trial Bag at https://RuffGreens.com Download the Ava app, and when you join using MY promo code HYENAS, you’ll get 20% off your first year—monthly or annual, your choice. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/HYENAS Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code HYENAS. https://bluechew.com Right now, go to…

Hollywood stories you’ve never heard before. On this episode of Hyenas, Yanni and Chris sit down with actors Matthew Modine and D.B. Sweeney for an unfiltered conversation about their careers, the wild reality of the film industry, and what it was like working with legendary—and controversial—figures like Stanley Kubrick and Harvey Weinstein. From behind-the-scenes stories on iconic films to firsthand insights about the power structures of Hollywood, Modine and Sweeney open up about the moments that shaped their careers and the industry itself. It’s funny, revealing, and classic Hyenas chaos. Check out their new movie Protector in theaters now. #HistoryHyenas #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano #MatthewModine #DBSweeney #StanleyKubrick #HarveyWeinstein #HollywoodStories #ComedyPodcast #FilmIndustry Support our sponsors Chubbies is here to keep you comfy and looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code hyenas at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/hyenas! #chubbiespod Head to https://factormeals.com/hyenas50off and…

On this episode of History Hyenas, Chris and Yannis dive into the insanity of the Iran–Contra affair—the secret Reagan-era operation that sold weapons to Iran and funneled the money to rebels in Nicaragua. The boys break down the shady back-channel deals, the CIA intrigue, and how one of America’s wildest scandals still echoes today. Then they jump to the current 2026 Iran war, where U.S. and Israeli strikes and Iranian retaliation have escalated tensions across the Middle East. Expect deep history, conspiracy chaos, and classic Hyenas riffs—plus Chris and Yanni making it clear they’d like to free the beautiful women of Iran from the ayatollahs while they’re at it. #HistoryHyenas #IranContra #IranWar #ColdWarHistory #Geopolitics #USHistory #MiddleEast #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano Support our sponsors: Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at https://mizzenandmain.com, promo code HYENAS20. Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code…

This week on History Hyenas, Yanni and Chris go full chaos mode. Chrissy vents about his sitcom not getting picked up and what really goes down behind the Hollywood curtain, the boys break down the legend of the Long Island Medium Theresa Caputo, and Chris recaps an awkward date with the star of Owning Manhattan. They also dive into the booming world of THC seltzers, and Yannis tells a wild story of getting stranded in Bakersfield during a snowstorm—plus his hilarious observations on just how conservative Bakersfield really is. No topic is safe. It’s Hyenas history. #HistoryHyenas #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #LongIslandMedium #OwningManhattan #THCSeltzer #Bakersfield #PodcastClips Support our sponsors: Download the Ava app, and when you join using MY promo code HYENAS, you’ll get 20% off your first year—monthly or annual, your choice. http://lucy.co/hyenas Upgrade your denim game with Rag & Bone!. Get 20% off sitewide with code HYENAS at www.rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod Join…

This week on History Hyenas, we dive into Robert Maxwell — disgraced media mogul, alleged intelligence asset, and father of Ghislaine Maxwell — whose mysterious 1991 death at sea still fuels speculation. From looting pension funds to rumored ties to Mossad, Maxwell’s rise and fall cast a long shadow over the world later exposed by Jeffrey Epstein. We break down the scandals, the secrets, and the possible connections in a dark, wild deep dive you don’t want to miss. Support our sponsors: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code HYENAS. https://bluechew.com Go to https://Quince.com/hyenas for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. New customers can make the switch today and for a limited time, get unlimited premium wireless for just $15 per month. Switch now at https://MINTMOBILE.com/HYENAS. #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes:…

This week the boys sit down with comedian Radel Ortiz for a wild episode breaking down Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, what it meant for Latin culture, and how NYC shapes identity from borough to borough. From growing up in Brooklyn to deep dives into Dominican culture and history, it’s laughs, culture, and classic Hyenas chaos all in one. 🇩🇴🔥 #HistoryHyenas #RadelOrtiz #BadBunny #NYC Support our sponsors: Same night out — way better morning with Cheers. For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order by using code HYENAS at https://CheersHealth.com. #Cheers #ad Head to https://factormeals.com/hyenas50off and use code hyenas50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. To explore coverage, visit https://ASPCApetinsurance.com/HYENAS Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/HYENAS #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!:…

Former late-night host Craig Ferguson joins the Hyenas for a wide-ranging, hilarious, and surprisingly thoughtful conversation. Craig breaks down why he walked away from late-night television at the top of his game, what he didn’t like about the modern talk-show machine, and how freedom became more valuable than fame. Chris and Yanni also dive into Craig’s deep love of historical fiction, storytelling, and how history shapes comedy and culture. this episode is WILD. Support out sponsors: For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com Download the Ava app, and when you join using our promo code HYENAS, you’ll get 20% off your first year—monthly or annual, your choice. Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code HYENAS. https://bluechew.com Go to https://quince.com/hyenas for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe…

The boys are in Bay Ridge talking about the Montenegrin people and just how tough and wild they are. One of the only people to never be fully conquered. Chris’ daughters are in the room while they pod—so it gets wild. Support our sponsors: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/HYENAS Upgrade your denim game with Rag & Bone!. Get 20% off sitewide with code HYENAS at https://www.rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod Head to https://FactorMeals.com/hyenas50off and use code hyenas50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. http://lucy.co/hyenas #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://store.historyhyenaspod.com Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter -…

This week on History Hyenas, Chris and Yanni break down the legendary affairs of JFK and stack them up against Bill Clinton—two commanders-in-chief who could NOT keep it in their pants. John F. Kennedy wasn’t just running the free world, he was running through it. From White House secretaries to a mob boss’s girlfriend to even the wife of a foreign head of state, JFK’s sexual appetite knew no limits—and he risked it all while sitting in the Oval Office. The Hyenas compare JFK’s reckless behavior to Bill Clinton’s scandals, asking the real questions: Who was the dirtier dog? And how did these guys survive it politically? Join the boys as they break down one of the wildest chapters of American presidential history. #HistoryHyenas #JFK #BillClinton #PresidentialScandals #ComedyPodcast #AmericanHistory #PoliticalScandals #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas Support our sponsors: Limited Time Offer – Get Huel’s full High-Protein Starter Kit with my exclusive offer of 20% OFF online with my code HYENA20 at…

Robert E. Lee was one of the greatest military commanders in American history—but did his brilliance come at the cost of moral courage? On this episode of History Hyenas, we break down Lee’s battlefield genius, Civil War strategy, and why he chose loyalty to Virginia over standing against slavery. Was Robert E. Lee a tragic figure, a tactical legend, or a man who failed the ultimate moral test? Support our sponsors: Go to https://Quince.com/hyenas for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://store.historyhyenaspod.com Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram -…

The boys are back with a banger. In this first episode of 2026, Chris and Yanni take a look at Simon Bolivar, Arguably the most influential figure in the history of South America . They also discuss the current state of Venezuela in the aftermath of the arrest and capture of Nicolas Maduro with Peabody award winning journalist and Venezualan native Marian Atencio. Support our sponsors: Grab Huel today in your local Target, or get my exclusive offer of 20% OFF the High Protein Starter Kit online with my code HYENA20 at https://huel.com/HYENA20. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Go to https://buyraycon.com/HYENASOPEN to get 20% off everything. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring! Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code HYENAS. https://bluechew.com #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify:…

Irish comedian Shane Todd swings by the studio to discuss the "Troubles" in Northern Ireland, the history of the Emerald Isle, and a drunk Chrissy stumbling through the streets of Belfast with a giant sack of Mcdonald's. Enjoy this fun bonus episode from March 2025. Get accses to our full library of bonus content and new weekly bonus episodes at: https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://store.historyhyenaspod.com Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/…

It's the last episode of the year and boy is it a whopper. The Boys find a new matriarchy in nature - Ants! they get into the wild existence of the queen and her colony. Then, the event we've all been waiting for, The Pseudo Penis of the year. That's right, Chris and Yanni, along with a few special guests calling in, pick the best Patreon name of 2025! Enjoy! Support our sponsors: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://RocketMoney.com/HYENAS today. To explore coverage, visit https://ASPCApetinsurance.com/HYENAS #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://store.historyhyenaspod.com Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas…

Actor, musician and most importantly legendary Hollywood cocksman John Stamos swings by the studio to discuss his epic run in entertainment. The boys have a blast chopping it up with John Stamos. Get comfy, light some candles, and pull the screen close cause this one is hot. Support our sponsors: 🌏 Get exclusive NordVPN deal here ➵ https://NordVPN.com/hyenas It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!✌ Get 15% OFF your entire order with code HYENAS at https://Manscaped.com Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code HYENAS. https://bluechew.com Go to https://quince.com/hyenas for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://store.historyhyenaspod.com Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram -…

The mentalist Oz Pearlman comes into the studio and leaves the boys completely baffled, befuddled, and whatever other “B” word you can think of. Tune in to watch Oz guess somethings that Yannis & Chris could only know. Seriously, how does he do it? Buckle up, because this is a fun ride. Support our sponsors: Go to https://buyraycon.com/HYENASOPEN to save on Raycon audio products sitewide. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/HYENAS. http://lucy.co/hyenas Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://BetterHelp.com/HH #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://store.historyhyenaspod.com Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter -…

Yanni and Chris take a voyage through the mirky waters of Medicaid fraud. The boys discover an audacious scheme in little Somalia (aka Minnesota). Get your flares out and put your life preservers on cause this ship is about to get boarded. Support our sponsors: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://RocketMoney.com/HYENAS today. Find your forever cookware @hexclad visit https://hexclad.com! #hexcladpartner Shop Mint Unlimited Plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/HYENAS. Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code HYENAS. https://bluechew.com #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://store.historyhyenaspod.com Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter -…

Chris and Yanni take a look back at what really happened at the first Thanksgiving and meet some of the wild characters involved. Then the boys take turns saying what they are thankful for. Loosen your belt, unbutton your pants, and come along for a fun ride. Support our sponsors: Upgrade your denim game with Rag & Bone! Enjoy 25% off sitewide during their biggest sale of the year, November 23rd through December 1st (a few exclusions apply). Plus, stack our exclusive code HYENAS for even more savings at https://rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod Take advantage of HexClad’s Best Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 52% Off by going to https://hexclad.com/HYENAS #hexcladpartner To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/hyenas Give and get timeless holiday staples that last this season with Quince. Go to https://quince.com/hyenas for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our…

Chris and Yannis go BALLS DEEP into the wild modern history of China—where ancient dynasties meet Communist chaos and daddy issues shape geopolitics. Strap in and strap on as the boys break down the rise of the CCP, the bloody changing of the guard, and how a young Xi Jinping went from the son of a top official… to a kid watching the Party purge his father, destroy his family, and send him to the countryside to shovel literal Communist doo-doo. But here’s the hyena twist: Instead of rejecting the system that wrecked his childhood, Xi ran toward it, climbed inside it, and wrapped himself in that big red blanket like a trauma-bonded panda. The bros explore the political psychology, the historical insanity, and the generational trauma that may have shaped one of the most influential leaders on Earth. This one’s wild. Support our sponsors: http://lucy.co/hyenas Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://RocketMoney.com/HYENAS today.…